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Sunday August 24th, 2008 / 0 responses

Man beats up friend's baby because his is retarded

When Stephen Carty's friends invited him over for a party, they never suspected the 39-year-old pussy would attack their 20-month-old baby while it slept in a crib.

At some point during the night, Stephen excused himself from the party to use the restroom, but was seen returning from the direction of the baby's room.

Luckily, the parents were overprotective ninnies and had cameras installed in the child's room. Video from the cameras showed Carty entering quietly and punching the sleeping baby in the back five times with such force that the child vomited on itself.

When he was arrested, Carty said he had attacked the baby because his own daughter has Down's Syndrome and he thought people at the party were making fun of him for it.

Sources: Daily Mail


Friday August 15th, 2008 / 164 responses

Man left in the street with his eyes cut out

When Foster Leon says "Hey, mister DJ - play my favorite song", you sure as hell better listen up! Otherwise you could be lying on the street with both of your eyes cut out and hanging from their sockets like a DJ for the Starlite Cafe in Jacksonville.

We'll be sure to have "It's Raining Men" cued up for you next time, Foster!

Sources: News4Jax.com


Wednesday August 13th, 2008 / 53 responses

Daughter abandons sick father; father is eaten alive by hungry puppies

55-year-old Michael Warner suffered from cancer and needed full-time care, a task that his daughter had taken as her own responsibility.

Unfortunately, responsibility in this case meant carelessly leaving her sick father lying incapacitated on the floor for two days in a house full of hungry dogs...as if being eaten by cancer wasn't already enough.

While authorities do not think the 27 canines had intentionally attacked the man, they do  acknowledge that he had been "used as a food source" by the animals.

Sources: King5.com, Totalpad


Wednesday August 13th, 2008 / 151 responses

Highschool fatty stabbed in the head with scissors

A 16-year-old loser who was constantly teased at school for being super-duper fat and disgusting was found dead after a classmate of the same age stabbed him to death with a pair of scissors.

The lard-ass was repeatedly stabbed in the temple until his brains were chopped up and scrambled inside his head. According to his siter, the ends of the scissors had cracked through the front of his skull from the inside, leaving a gaping hole in his forehead.

Sources: IOL


Tuesday August 12th, 2008 / 13 responses

Cult-member mother kept rotting corpse of starved toddler in a suitcase

It's not Ria Ramkissoon's fault that her 1-year-old son was denied food and starved to death. The devil made her do it.

Members of the 1 Mind Ministries cult that Ria belonged to became furious when little Javon neglected to say "amen" after eating a meal like a good little cult member should. They believed this oversight meant that the child was a demon and stopped feeding him as punishment, which would have been fine if he was a demon, since spirits aren't known for their big appetites and there were plenty of wretched, sinful souls around to devour.

Instead, the toddler died of starvation a short time later. Oops!

Javon's mother left the body in an empty room for over a week before stuffing it into a suitcase that she opened and sprayed with disinfectant whenever the smell of decay became unbearable. The suitcase was later abandoned in a Philadelphia shed when the cult moved to Brooklyn, NY.

Sources: CNN


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