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A man accused of raping a nine-year-old girl allegedly took his time getting to know her first, making the wise, Dr. Phil-inspired decision to take the relationship slow and not rush into things. It may sound old-fashioned, but look how well it worked for him!
Carl Steve Owens, 57, first got to know the pre-teen girl in the trailer park they lived in. He asked her to call him "Uncle Steve" because that's the kind of nice guy he is.
(Avid NEVERQUEASY reader and super-duper uber-fan Travis, who sent us three pictures of his flaccid penis just yesterday alone, has informed us that the trailer park he lives in with the convicted child molester isn't actually a trailer park - our bad! Looks like Hilltop Road is a fine area, if you enjoy living and dying in Bumfuck, Egypt. Thanks, Travis! We love you too and can't wait to see that Sponge Bob pictorial you told us you were putting together!)
Owens invited the girl over to play video games, a great ice-breaker that allowed them to spend some one-on-one time together before he allegedly introduced her to his porn collection.
What Uncle Steve didn't want was to make any rash decisions that would make the young lady nervous or cause her to feel rushed and uncomfortable. This was no wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am pedophile, ladies and gentlemen! This was a class-act! He wanted to establish a relationship that could withstand the test of time...or at least until she hit puberty and became utterly repulsive to him.
That is why he waited a while after the porn viewing before he pulled out his genitals and asked her to touch them, the courts heard. He let some more time pass before he made her get naked and molested her. Still more time went by before he her to sit on his raging boner and had sex with her.
Ah, young love...
Sources: Cherokee Sentinel
First off, this is not a trailer park. Get your facts straight. Secondly, if you would look at all the evidence before running your mouths about what you know absolutely nothing about, there was a Dr.'s report stating there was no evidence on either of the girls involved that any form of intercourse or molestation had ocurred. Steve Owens has a girlfriend who he is dedicated to (which I'm sure you people don't understand, judging from the way you make fun and word things for entertainment) and would not touch those little girls. On a further note, the man these girls live with, Scotty Dockery has been arrested for breaking & entering, produces methamphetamines, both him and the girls' mother have a history of drug related abuse, and Scotty has personally been to my home trying to sell me marijuana and crack, and commonly walks his little black dog down the road every day wearing nothing but his underwear (I have multiple witnesses) Get your facts straight before you go showing your utter ignorance to the world, it accomplishes nothing.
July 1st, 2008I wonder if Travis crafted that excellent response before or after his friend started fucking little girls.
July 2nd, 2008This page is being submitted to local authorities, as this is a violation of federal law, commonly known as slander.
July 2nd, 2008Travis,
As much as we might appreciate your support for your child-molesting neighbor, and can only hope we have such a supportive friend when we inevitably fuck up the life of a young girl, there are a few things you might want to think about:
1. The crime commonly known as "slander" deals with spoken word, so we're going to assume that you meant "libel." You're off to a bad start already.
2. Both types of defamation are civil wrongs, which means that only the convicted child molester himself can bring a suit against us. Not you. Not the local authorities.
3. Carl Steve Owens is a convicted child molester, so good luck proving that we're damaging his reputation in any way by saying he molested children. He did.
4. While this site may be based on recent events, the content itself is largely humor and satire. We get all of the "facts" from elsewhere and there are sources at the bottom of each story. If you don't understand that, please go kill yourself.
All that being said, we are a small, baby site and certainly could use the traffic and attention that a lawsuit might generate, so if you'd like to do us the favor...please continue.
Shouldn't Scotty Dockery be accusing Travis of libel? Maybe someone should forward this to him.
July 2nd, 2008Maybe Travis meant NEVERQUEASY was committing libel against him by talking about his flaccid penis?
July 2nd, 2008Gallstone,
That could be, although we don't even know who Travis is (last name, where he lives, what he does, whether or not he actually knows the child molester at all), so it would be very difficult for us to commit libel against him.
He's an anonymous entity, apart from the name "Travis", which could very well be entirely fictional.
Travis. Were you a victim too? Is that why this story means so much to you? You don't want your dirty laundry aired. You don't want people to know that you were sodomized with a head of lettuce when you were 4 in the bed of a rusted-out pickup truck in the back 40 of a nearby farm?
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