Wednesday June 25th, 2008 / 4 responses

77-year-old grandfather killed his entire family with a hammer

Yoshio Kiuchi called the Japanese police early this morning and quietly reported that he had killed his entire family. Police rushed to his Tokyo home and found the 77-year-old slumped on the floor with blood splattered all over him.

Four members of his family, including his wife and 4-year-old granddaughter, were found nearby in their pajamas, each of them beaten to death with a hammer.

How a 77-year-old manages to overpower and kill four people, three of them adults, using only a hammer is beyond me, not to mention why he would want to do such a thing. Then again, this story is from Japan, so he was probably some kind of shamed ninja...right? Silly Asians and their karate skills!

But seriously, let this serve as a warning to my own grandfather. If you come anywhere near me with any kind of tool or weapon...I will straight up kill your geriatric ass. I'm not playing around, old man.

Sources: MSNBC, CNN



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