Sunday June 29th, 2008 / 5 responses

Teenager beheaded by amusement park roller-coaster because he's an idiot

A 17-year-old imbecile scaled two six-foot fences marked with "Danger" and "Stay Out" and entered a restricted area surrounding the Batman coaster at Six Flags Over Georgia so that he could retrieve his hat, which had fallen off during the ride.

Apparently not one to be bothered by anything within the realm of the obvious, the little genius boy neglected to duck when the huge, roaring, steel roller coaster came towards him at 50 miles an hour.

Jimmy-doesn't-read-signs was struck and instantly decapicated, much to the horror of his family and church group, who had travelled to the park from South Carolina to enjoy a day of fun, excitement, matching neon-colored shirts and fanny packs that say "God Rulez!" in a pointy, mid-90's typeface.

No word yet on whether or not the teen was able to place the rescued hat back on his head before it was knocked off again, but we're counting on the internet to locate the souvenier photos that inevitably exist of the incident.

Sources: CNN

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