Wednesday June 25th, 2008 / 2 responses

Woman who believed she was an angel sent to punish pedophiles conveniently dated two of them

Sheila LaBarre believes she died in a drug overdose many years ago. She also believes she was sent back to earth as an angel with special powers, one of which is being really, really awful to look at.

The 49-year-old flesh-cube felt that God had resurrected her for the purpose of punishing pedophiles, who she reportedly saw everywhere, not unlike McCarthy and his commies.

She was arrested when police caught her burning the remains of her boyfriend, who it shouldn't surprise you to find was a pedophile, according to Sheila. Authorities later discovered the remains of another boyfriend on LaBarre's Boston-area horse farm. Guess what? Sheila thought he was a pedophile too! Glory! The Lord's work is being done!

Audio tapes were found that featured LaBarre interrogating and berating her two victims, who she regularly punished and tortured for their imaginary kid-touching ways. Her latest boyfriend was last seen beaten so badly that he was confined to a wheelchair, his face and hands covered in lacerations. That is, before he wound up at the bottom of the fireplace.

Sources: AOL News

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