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If drinking the urine of little boys is wrong, Alan Patton doesn't want to be right

Alan D. Patton has a fetish that experts call urophilia, which in this case means that he loves to drink delicious urine.

Specifically, Patton enjoys the urine of young boys. He has been collecting and drinking it in various ways for years, saying that it is a form of "love" between himself and the children that allows him to "become a part of their youth, happiness and strength."

What's enraging to some is that Patton's fetish isn't illegal. There is nothing that prohibits him from drinking foamy mugs of piss all day every day - no matter who it belongs to - so long as he doesn't violate any existing laws in the process.

Patton learned that lesson in 1993 when he collected urine from four boys by attaching tubes to their penises and sucking it right out, which is apparently illegal. He is also said to have performed fellatio on the boys in order to obtain their pee, which is silly since everyone knows erections restrict the golden flow.

These days, Patton sticks with innocent trickery (and jacking off in the next stall over) to gather his beverage of choice and practice his "love" for children - turning off the water to facilities, wrapping toilets in plastic wrap and setting styrofoam cups inside urinals to catch what he can.

Sources: The Columbus Dispatch



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