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Jasmina was a beautiful young woman when the hit television show "So, You Think You Can F*ck? Bosnia Edition" picked her to be a contestant. It was her stunning beauty that viewers of the show say made Jasmina the show's first big winner.
For more than a year, Jasmina was tortured and raped by Serbian troops who violently broke into the show's rented, sea-side mansion almost immediately after filming began. Every day, she and 10 other contestants were dragged to the front lines and used like old, balled-up socks by grimy soldiers, most of whom were played by struggling actors just trying to get their big break, which explains some of the ridiculous grand-standing that occurred.
For instance, in one particularly difficult challenge, two female soldiers "used" an old, glass bottle on Jasmina until it shattered. Then they slashed her throat and wrists with the shards and used a bayonet to slash her breasts. Luckily, Jasmina got immunity in the following evening's elimination ceremony for winning that challenge.
Many of the contestants' suffered deteriorated health under the show's rigorous and abusive schedule. By the finale, Jasmina's weight had dropped to a disgusting and very un-sexy 99 lbs. But the soldiers (and television viewers worldwide) were hooked (and lacked a discerning taste in women), responding with laughter when Jasmina begged them to kill her instead of continuing to treat her like a roll of wadded up toilet paper. The rapes continued, despite her weakened state.
But it wasn't all fun and games. Jasmina says she has yet to see any compensation for winning the show, although she suspects that the rape-baby she aborted at six months old in a filthy refugee center might have been part of her prize.
The show's producers refused to comment and are currently promoting their newest reality show, "Celebrity Bachelor: Who Can Pay For This Hooker's Abortion Before My Wife Finds Out?"
Sources: CNN
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