Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 / 2 responses

Teacher convicted of molesting middle-schooler is free to continue molesting

Aaron Mohanlal called in sick a whole lot between 2003 and 2005. Luckily, his spells never lasted very long because he knew of a secret cure for what ailed him - man on 13-year-old boy butt-sex.

The late-30's middle school art teacher kept his disease in check with a very aggressive medication schedule, boning one particular pretty little sex-pill as often as he could in the school's supply closet. On his frequent sick days, he would pick the boy up and take him back to his house for some nourishingly hairless sexual healing. He even bought the lad a cell phone, in case of medical emergencies.

We're not sure why he chose to come up with cute little pet names for their genitals, but we suspect he was much more comfortable saying "Oh yeah, suck more of that sweet elixir out of Mr. Pickle Snaps!" than the more clinical alternative. Some people get nervous around sterile medical terms like "my big, black cock".

Sadly, the magical elixir of boy-love began to dry up two years later when Mohanlal's young friend started highschool and rejected his requests for constant treatment.

Driven to desperation out of fear for his own health, Mohanlal made flyers featuring the boy's name, phone number and photograph and accusing him of having sex with animals. He was arrested while distributing the flyers to other students in an apparent attempt to embarrass the boy into giving up his pill-box again.

Even though he was convicted and sentenced to 43 years for child abuse, molestation and lewd battery almost two years ago, Mohanlal was released on bond and hasn't served a second of jail time.

Sources: CNN

---

• Next story »
• « Previous story

---

---

2 Responses

Add your response

Name:

Email:
Will not be shown

URL:
Optional

Response: