Thursday July 3rd, 2008 / 0 responses

Two French students gagged, tortured and lit up in gruesome London murder

23-year-old French students Laurent Bonomo and Gabriel Ferez began their quiet Sunday evening with "video games" in Bonomo's bedroom and ended it bound, gagged, tortured, slaughtered like defenseless kittens, doused with accelerant and set ablaze flambe-style by a sadistic murderer, proving that video games do indeed lead to violence.

To be fair, most nights that we end up bound and gagged in hot girl-on-girl action start with a simple game of Mario Kart and go a lot later than 10pm.

There was no sign of forced entry at the south-east London apartment the young men shared, but Detective Chief Inspector Mick "the London Detective Chief Inspector" Duthie believes the killer must have been covered in blood upon leaving the flat - a safe assumption considering there were no less than 243 stab wounds shared between the victims. How many hacks does it take to get to the center of a 23-year-old? The world may never know, but our guess is 244. Quitter...

Although the young men weren't enormously popular (we checked their Facebook walls for sympathy posts), detectives seem to be investigating the crime anyways.

Sources: Telegraph



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