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No one knows which of the baby's three relatives - the cum-dumpster of a back-alley whore mother, the impotent, worthless, zilch of a father or the seeping cancer-scab of a grandmother - decided to throw her from their third-floor apartment with her umbilical cord still attached. They were all too drunk to be questioned at the time.
The one thing we can be sure of is that someone won the long-standing "bet you can't swing a dead cat baby around your head eight times in this crusty shit-hole we live in without hitting a crack head" challenge that night.
The newborn was found splattered on the sidewalk outside of her family's apartment building and died alone a short time later at the hospital. Police were forced to climb through the apartment's window using a ladder borrowed from the fire department when the three intoxicated occupants refused to open the door.
Sources: MSNBC
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