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Pot-smoking toddlers frame older kids for video depicting rampant drug use

Pot-smoking toddlers frame older kids for video depicting rampant drug use

Two toddlers, ages 2 and 4, narrowly dodged a bullet by blaming a video of them smoking marijuana entirely on their teenage nephew.

The video shows the two toddlers passing a lit blunt back and forth, coughing as the drugs absorb into their tiny lungs. Blood tests later revealed that the children were also doing blow, although it is not visible on the video. We think we saw a few dead hookers in the background, though.

The 18-year-old nephew and his 19-year-old friend are heard in the video asking the toddlers if they are "pot-heads" and if they have the munchies, possibly trying to conduct an intervention. Both have been charged with causing bodily injury to a child, but I think we all know who the real criminals are here.

Sources: CNN



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