Thursday July 17th, 2008 / 2 responses

World's greatest dad caught soliciting sex from a 14-year-old girl

Authorities were pleasantly surprised to find the person who had been carrying on sexual conversations with an agent posing as a 14-year-old girl was none other than Daniel Allen Everett, the world's greatest dad.

Everett, who had arranged to meet the teenager for sex, arrived at the rendezvous wearing his official uniform and was immediately recognized by star-struck officers. "He was so humble and polite - and way more down to earth than I thought he would be," said one excited agent who asked Everett to autograph her breasts and shared one of the wine-coolers he had brought with him.

"It just goes to show that you can't be too quick to judge," the sting's organizers told NEVERQUEASY in a totally made-up phone interview. "We all thought we were dealing with some kind of pervert when giantballsack33 asked a 14-year-old girl if she wanted him to come over and 'choke her balls-deep" with his genitalia, but boy were we ever wrong! I think we all learned a very important lesson here today."

Sources: Detroit Free Press

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