Monday August 4th, 2008 / 0 responses

Chef chops off the heads of girlfriend and dog

Chef chops off the heads of his girlfriend and dog; prepares a delicious meal

We imagine Athanassios Arvanitis, who was recently fired from his chef's job, muttered "I'll show them all, those bastards!" as he set to work preparing a heretofore unheard of culinary masterpiece.

After using a butcher knife to cut the head off of his girlfriend's dog (leaving it to simmer with onions and shallots in a light, apricot glaze), he turned his focus to the main course - stabbing his 25-year-old girlfriend to death in her armpit (makes for a more pleasing plate presentation, since you can easily hide the wound) and sawing off her head.

Arvanitis paraded through the streets of Santorini displaying the severed head and searching for just the right garnish to complete his elaborate dish. When confronted by authorities, he tried to decapitate them as well. He was eventually arrested after getting his lungs filled with lead.

Sources: BBC (Submitted by Rob)



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