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Man gets blowjob from tranny then kills "it" with a fire extinguisher

Man gets blowjob from tranny then kills it with a fire extinguisher

Allen Ray Andrade and Justin Angie Zapata met on a social website. They exchanged onlnie communications for a few days before meeting up for some good, old-fashioned, awkward, first-time, just-met sucky sucky and spending the night together at Justin Angie's place.

The next day, Justin Angie left Allen alone in the apartment, where he discovered photographs of his new sexy-thang wearing construction boots, shooting wild animals with rifles, playing contact sports, chewing tobacco, working with steel and lumber and jerking off to old Sears catalogs.

When Justin Angie returned, a confused and angry Allen grabbed her crotch. Sure enough, a semi-firm "little Justin" grabbed him back.

In the ensuing pandemonium, Allen slammed a fire extinguisher into Justin Angie's pretty little head twice, knocking her to the ground in a pool of blood. Thinking he had sufficiently "killed it", Allen proceeded to rummage around the apartment, probably searching for his manhood.

But you can't keep a good bitch down, and Justin Angie rallied a few moments later, making gurgling noises and attempting to sit up before Allen crushed her skull one final time with the extinguisher.

Sources: Fox News



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