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When Foster Leon says "Hey, mister DJ - play my favorite song", you sure as hell better listen up! Otherwise you could be lying on the street with both of your eyes cut out and hanging from their sockets like a DJ for the Starlite Cafe in Jacksonville.
We'll be sure to have "It's Raining Men" cued up for you next time, Foster!
Sources: News4Jax.com
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