Monday August 4th, 2008 / 0 responses

Suicidal man tries to cut his head off with a chainsaw; fails and dies slowly

45-year-old Roger Kirman had a great career, a loving family and a history of physical fitness. Unfortunately, he also had really bad aim.

While vacationing with his family at their secluded barn, Kirman locked himself in the bathroom and attempted to cut his own head off with a chainsaw. But instead of the clean decapitation he had probably hoped for, authorities say he bled to death when he totally missed only managed to inflict massive neck injuries on himself.

Kirman left a note for his wife and three young children, hopefully apologizing for sucking so hard, even in death.

Sources: Daily Mail (Submitted by Troy)

---

• Next story »
• « Previous story

---

---

Add your response

Name:

Email:
Will not be shown

URL:
Optional

Response: