Wednesday August 6th, 2008 / 0 responses

Another bat-shit mother hides pregnancy then abandons newborn in the woods

Seems it's all the rage these days to deny what a slutty tramp you are by hiding your illegitimate, bastard pregnancies and ditching the baby as soon as it's born. What we want to know is how many more women out there are inexplicably lard-assed enough to actually get away with this?

40-year-old Lucinda Ferreira Guimarães already had four children, but chose to hide her new mistake pregnancy for fear that the latest abusive boyfriend in a long string of total winners she chose to be involved with wouldn't get mad and push her down the stairs like she deserved.

She kept the accident growing in her womb a secret for eight months before giving birth in a forest near her home and discarding the baby, leaving it what has been described as an armadillo burrow, which basically means the buried the child alive and walked away.

A suspicious neighbor saw Guimarães exiting the trees covered in blood and searched the woods using a hunting dog, locating the newborn a full day later. Amazingly, the child lived.

Lucinda was picked up and arrested at a bar, presumably trying to find her next baby-daddy.

Sources: Times Online



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