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Claire Jones is a class act, ladies and gentlemen. So classy that when she discovered she was knocked up by a co-worker she had been whoring around with, Claire decided to conceal her pregnancy, telling her daff boyfriend of 11 years that she was gaining weight because of a wheat allergy, which he somehow bought.
Her ridiculous plan went swimmingly and months later she quietly gave birth in the bathroom of her boyfriend's parents' house.
When questioned about her pregnancy by doctors, Claire said the baby was already dead when she shit it out and she had done what most people do with dead babies - flushed it down the toilet.
However, a search of her car later revealed the dead child wrapped in trash bags and tossed into the trunk, rotting away.
Sources: Telegraph
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