Suicidal man tries to cut his head off with a chainsaw; fails and dies slowly
45-year-old Roger Kirman had a great career, a loving family and a history of physical fitness. Unfortunately, he also had really bad aim.
While vacationing with his family at their secluded barn, Kirman locked himself in the bathroom and attempted to cut his own head off with a chainsaw. But instead of the clean decapitation he had probably hoped for, authorities say he bled to death when he totally missed only managed to inflict massive neck injuries on himself.
Kirman left a note for his wife and three young children, hopefully apologizing for sucking so hard, even in death.
Sources: Daily Mail (Submitted by Troy)
Saturday August 2nd, 2008 / 0 responses
7-year-old's father forces her to stab family kitten
An Indiana father is charged with holding a knife in his young daughter's hand and forcing her to stab the family's 8-month-old kitten while her siblings watched because he thought the children needed to "learn how to kill".
The man says he was too drunk to remember stabbing the kitten, breaking several of its bones and strangling it to death while his crying children begged him to stop.
Sources: WBBM Chicago
Friday August 1st, 2008 / 0 responses
Man gets blowjob from tranny then kills "it" with a fire extinguisher
Allen Ray Andrade and Justin Angie Zapata met on a social website. They exchanged onlnie communications for a few days before meeting up for some good, old-fashioned, awkward, first-time, just-met sucky sucky and spending the night together at Justin Angie's place.
The next day, Justin Angie left Allen alone in the apartment, where he discovered photographs of his new sexy-thang wearing construction boots, shooting wild animals with rifles, playing contact sports, chewing tobacco, working with steel and lumber and jerking off to old Sears catalogs.
When Justin Angie returned, a confused and angry Allen grabbed her crotch. Sure enough, a semi-firm "little Justin" grabbed him back.
In the ensuing pandemonium, Allen slammed a fire extinguisher into Justin Angie's pretty little head twice, knocking her to the ground in a pool of blood. Thinking he had sufficiently "killed it", Allen proceeded to rummage around the apartment, probably searching for his manhood.
But you can't keep a good bitch down, and Justin Angie rallied a few moments later, making gurgling noises and attempting to sit up before Allen crushed her skull one final time with the extinguisher.
Sources: Fox News
Friday August 1st, 2008 / 20 responses
Girl dies of starvation, neglect and being disabled
14-year-old Danieal Kelly's festering, deteriorated body was buried in filth and weighed only 42 pounds when her fuck-stick mother finally reported her death. Her flesh was being eaten by thousands of maggots that had burrowed bone-deep into the open sores covering most of her body.
Danieal's worthless bitch of a mother, Andrea Kelly, refused for weeks at a time to provide food or water for her daughter, who suffered from cerebral palsy and was unable to care for herself. Kelly also denied Danieal medical treatment when her weakening health became obviously life-threatening.
A concerned sibling, who saw that his sister was on a slow, painful, hunched-over, CP-shuffle towards death, tried to call an ambulance but was stopped by Kelly, who is now on trial for murdering her daughter as well as ten counts of being a useless piece of trash.
Source: MSNBC
Friday August 1st, 2008 / 0 responses
Tattletale girlfriend's dismembered torso discovered in an abandoned suitcase
When 17-year-old Cara Marie Burke threatened to tell her grown-ass boyfriend's mommy about his drug-dealing, coke-head ways, he did what any mature, intelligent individual would do and stabbed her to death, stashed her body in the bathroom and went out to party all night.
The next day, Mohamed D'Ali Carvalho Santos, who sounds like some kind of confused Mexican terrorist (he's Brazilian), returned and sawed his girlfriend into small, manageable pieces. He took pictures of his work with his cellphone, including one shot of Cara's severed head balanced on her chest with a bloody butcher knife nearby.
The girl's torso was discovered in an unattended bag left by the river. The rest of her body parts, which Santos admitted to scattering about town, have yet to turn up.
Sources: CNN
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