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Thursday July 31st, 2008 / 5 responses

Man decapitated, gutted and eaten by fellow bus passenger

Man decapitated, gutted by fellow bus passenger

When you see someone frantically stabbing an innocent person with a "Rambo-style" knife for absolutely no reason, it's best to give him/her a little space to work their complicated feelings out.

At least that's what passengers on a Greyhound bus traveling through Manitoba did last night when 40-year-old Vince Weiguang Li wordlessly and unemotionally went to town on his napping seatmate, 22-year-old Tim McLean, seemingly intent on carving him into a totem of off-your-gourd doolally tap.

A woman who witnessed the attack said the 21-year-old victim was stabbed "at least 50 or 60 times" in his neck, chest, gut, arms and legs. She lost count after that, as she and the other passengers ran from the bus like frightened school-girls, leaving the victim's "blood-curdling screams" a respectful and comfortable distance away.

When a small group of passengers returned a few minutes later, they saw the suspect robotically sawing through the victim's neck and eating small pieces of his flesh, having already filleted him like so much halibut. The man charged at the group, throwing the severed head at them before unsuccessfully trying to escape through one of the bus windows.

Sources: CBC


Wednesday July 30th, 2008 / 129 responses

Mother drowns her newborn baby then burns the house to the ground

Mother drowns newborn baby then burns her own house to the ground

Although they knew she had recently been pregnant, authorities found no evidence of a baby while investigating a suspicious fire at the Illinois home of Cayla Wheeler. No disgusting bulging abdomen, no bits of crispy fetus scattered in the charred rubble...nothing.

That's because Cayla had already given birth to her baby (a boy), drowned him and heartlessly thrown his lifeless body into a hole in the back yard. She also set the blaze that was being investigated, because everyone knows the best way to hide the murder of your own child is to burn your house to the ground as a distraction.

Police found the infant's remains with the help of some hungry, human-baby-fed dogs, who wasted no time digging up the perished youngster.

Sources: Associated Press


Wednesday July 30th, 2008 / 0 responses

Evangelist's wife was in the freezer this whole time

Evangelist's wife was in the freezer this whole time

No one had heard from Arletha Hopkins in over three years. Her husband, Anthony, who neighbors called "Reverend" because of his love-affair with preaching fiery sermons at churches around the country, explained that she had died while giving birth to the last of her eight children - six of which were his.

So, imagine everyone's surprise when police discovered Arletha's frozen corpse in Hopkins' freezer, just behind the ice tray and to the left of the Puddin' Pops. "Oh! There's mommy!" the children laughed while their father shook his head in disbelief. "Well, ain't that a bitch?" he said, clearly amused by his own forgetfulness. "I don't even remember putting that in there!"

Hopkins is described as a quiet man when not behind the pulpit. He homeschools his children, ages 3 to 19, and has been known to sodomize members of his family, just like God would want. It is also rumored that at least one of his daughters is pregnant by the reverend.

I think the good reverend would want us all to heed the words of Christ - "Let he that is without sin cast the first stone" - lest we be too quick to place judgement. After all, who hasn't thrown something into the fridge and totally forgotten about it?

Sources: MSNBC


Wednesday July 30th, 2008 / 185 responses

Rapist kept 2-year-old daughter and teenage girl in a tiny, filthy pit for over a year

Rapist kept 2-year-old daughter and teenage girl in a pit for over a year

Johannes Mowers, 33, was sentenced to life in prison today after a court found him guilty of multiple rape, kidnapping and assault charges, among other things.

Two years ago, Mowers abducted a 13-year-old girl from her family's home and forced her into a tiny hole he had dug into the hillside dirt. He raped the girl repeatedly for the next two years that she was his captive, presumably in sight of his 2-year-old daughter who he also kept in the filthy pit while he was out raping women and burglarizing nearby homes.

The two girls were forbidden to speak during the 15 months they spent confined to the putrid hole and have remained too terrified to talk in anything but whispers since being rescued. When Mowers was finally caught during an attempted housebreak, smelling like a "wild animal" according to one witness, locals made sure they beat his sorry ass before turning him over to be arrested.

Sources: CNN


Tuesday July 29th, 2008 / 22 responses

Violent attack by teenage mob caught on camera

Not nearly satisfied with how futile and meaningless their lives already were, a gang of useless stacks of vomit (read: English teens) with nothing more than compressed air for brains proved themselves to be as stupid as they are cowardly by brutally beating a 27-year-old man in plain sight of a closed-circuit camera.

The abortions-gone-wrong knocked their victim unconscious rather quickly, but continued to kick and stomp on his head and limp body while their blonde jizz-bucket friend struggled for several minutes with the difficult and confusing concept of grabbing the guy's wallet and cigarettes, which we can only hope were dipped in cyanide.

Source: The Daily Telegraph


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